The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
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its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
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Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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