is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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