Fuck appropriateness.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize
