So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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