my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
You are the jesus of drinking
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Randomize
