I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
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That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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