I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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