People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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