Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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