my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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