I love black thongs
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Randomize