if only i could text you this smell
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
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Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
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he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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