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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night

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  no, that is not a typo

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way

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  As long as that's not his name for his dick.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts

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