Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
someone owes me an orgasm
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
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so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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