let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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