fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
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Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
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Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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