your thong is hanging out like whoa
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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