HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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