For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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