we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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