the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
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He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
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at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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