I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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