just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
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Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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