id be glad to
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
