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So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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