There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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