thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
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I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He shit in the fireplace
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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