She's JV to your varsity
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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