question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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