i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
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I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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