worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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