I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
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you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
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I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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