I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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