fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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