I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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