made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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