whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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