So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
