Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
We're too hungover to prance.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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