oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Idk if I want to put a bra on
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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