There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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yeah...that's gonna come up in court
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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