do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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