In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
PANTIES FOUND
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