guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
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Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
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I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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