You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
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At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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