I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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