girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
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It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
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I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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