he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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