As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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