I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I'm really busy with my period
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