you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
