At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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