Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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