we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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