Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
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Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
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If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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