Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
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We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
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A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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