I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
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