Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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