what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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