Who wears a wallet chain?!
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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