hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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